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Work in an itching powder factory
Look for hay in a needle stack.
The "notorious gunman".
split wood
jump over electric fence
Run through cacti
still on fences barbed wire nasty lil suckers .. I have a lovely scar on ankle jumping over them when younger. Hate to see a guy lose his tackle in that eeeeewwwwwww messy
Do not, I repeat do not sit on hot coals.............
work at subway
Slam down the lid of a hot George Foreman Sandwich Toaster, without looking. Hot Flat Sausage Sandwich anyone?
bend over in front of sallie... she's a girl with something extra
Dance in a field of blackberries lol soooo many thorns
ride my flaming bike
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ride my flaming bike



Definitely, unless you want to have a burnt bufallo hide!
Moooooooove over

skiing
get stuck in the freezer
yard work
Blacksmithing
Go to a funeral ( unless that of a nudist )
Ice skating


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Run through a cactus farm.
Walk out to get the paper from your paper carrier.
Be a Walmart greeter.
Go to a wedding
Be a Clothes model
Jumping jacks.... sorry, could hurt a bit.