Work in an itching powder factory
Look for hay in a needle stack.
still on fences barbed wire nasty lil suckers .. I have a lovely scar on ankle jumping over them when younger. Hate to see a guy lose his tackle in that eeeeewwwwwww messy
Do not, I repeat do not sit on hot coals.............
Slam down the lid of a hot George Foreman Sandwich Toaster, without looking. Hot Flat Sausage Sandwich anyone?
Dance in a field of blackberries lol soooo many thorns
Go to a funeral ( unless that of a nudist )
Run through a cactus farm.
Walk out to get the paper from your paper carrier.
Jumping jacks.... sorry, could hurt a bit.