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step out of your prison cell
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jump over Barbed wire fence
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jump over Barbed wire fence
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Go to choir practice lol
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pool hopping at mr. tinkers House !!! dude pulled a shot gun on me. Im just warning the guys here your balls shrivel pretty tight
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have your Ex Girfriend see you get out of a cold lake with her new pornstar boyfriend!!! now that could be bad in so many ways 1st she would laugh at you then she would bitch slap you and it would snowball from there
adele
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show up for your first day as a teacher at a catholic pre-school
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Sit to close to bonfire (cringes of bad memories)
Roasted nuts anyone
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Get in involved in a sword fight.
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Cuddle with a porcupine.
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Mountain climbing in Nepal.
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I know a guy who would, based on personal experience, recommend against discovering the unlikely possibility that can result from a combination of a chain saw, bear spray, and Mary Jane. Thankfully his manhood survived intact, his reputation not so much. And, no, the guy wasn't me.
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Color your hair!!!!
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Pole vaulting
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Trick or treating? (Topical)
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make fried oreos
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Play leap frog with a unicorn
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Break a horse.
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Go on a safari.
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Climb Everest, leads to frozen twin peaks!
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Pose for Cooking Weekly.

ok.... well maybe for a special addition it might be ok. ;)
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Swim through leech infested waters


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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make cotton candy
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Walk through a male prison exercise yard!