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Prune the roses!


walking nude with a ped in an Arabic country.
Answer the front door for FED EX
Swim in a river of piranhas
Stand still and pretend to be a totem pole
wombat wrestling
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For the guys feed your venus fly trap plants

For the girls try doing the splits on a tiled floor

What is wrong with a tiled floor doing splits?
Host a barbeque.
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wombat wrestling

really should you do that clothed?

Using a deep frier
Ride your ATV in the woods
operate power tools
Take photos of reflective items you plan to sell on Ebay
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Go rock climbing
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Go to confession


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Ask a police officer for directions
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Go for a pedicure
Enter a "best dressed" competition
taking a drive with top down or ridding a street bike at high speed lol
Pour hot asphalt to repair roads
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Trim trees and bushes
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Go to church.