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Go through the drive-thru at Dunkin Donuts
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Fencing, which is the martial art of fighting with blades.
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Fencing, which is the martial art of fighting with blades.


Ouch!!! smile

Use a snow-blower

Unless, of course, you have this guy's talent:
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Volunteer as tribute
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Deliver pizza to the maximum security prison
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Sing to police officers
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Pull your dick up and run around offering ladies "The last Chicken in the shop"

( I wonder how many blokes will try that now)
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Crawl under houses
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Go to your in-laws house for Sunday supper!
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Ride in a motocross race
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Trim the hedges
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Take on the deadly,


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Cook bacon at a high temperature.
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attend a sexual harassment meeting
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Trim Rose bushes
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Curl your hair with a curling iron and accidentally leave it on a chair and sit on it......OUCH!
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walk your dog
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go to the bank
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Deep fry a turkey
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adele
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Shovel snow
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Sharpen knives
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Sun tanning in the front yard