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Quote by Ajax
appear in Court


that's funny .... giggles

today i watched a man welding ... def not on if naked


Get pulled over for speeding. However.......?
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Use a brushcutter
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Quote by hayley


that's funny .... giggles

today i watched a man welding ... def not on if naked



Then again , depending on who the Judge is they just might let you get off easy silly
Never go to a courtroom naked..... 30 days confinement in Naked Jail minimum (if the judge doesn't like you naked) lol
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Answer the door unless its someone you're expecting.
Ask your mom to take your picture.
Untangle the window shade cord
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Prune the briar patch :S
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Go on a job interview.
rappelling down, green beret style
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Go shopping, drive

Get arrested
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Apparently mow my lawn.
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Quote by adi_me33
Apparently mow my lawn.


Adi,
You can mow my lawn naked any time you like!


Baling hay
Have sex next to a mosquito infested swamp
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Run through a meadow of poison ivy...
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Quote by Sinnerman
Enter a "best dressed" competition



Haha Sinnerman



Weld
Visit a convent
Prune the hedges
Roasting weenies too close to the fire!!!