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What NOT to do naked ...

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Walk into a freezer
Wishing for something soft
Wishing for something warm
Wishing for a long night
Wishing for a sweet kiss
Wishing for some place to fill
Any woman want to make all my wishes come true
Go to church... Probably
Go to police station to report a crime
frolic in a nettle patch ....

Meet your future in laws for the first time
Go to the Dentist
mowing the lawn or weed wacking
Present yourself as the new babysitter
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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shovel snow from your driveway
Use a chainsaw
Swim in a river full of peranas
Run through a corn field.... Yes, I've tried it
Ask a police officer for directions
Go to church


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Bowling :/


Unless with these balls.

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Trick or treat, (soon be here).

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Cruises, ('how are you steering?').

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Plant cactus and accidentally fall on one.....

Ouch!

Xo
Meet the Queen of England
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
Ice road trucking. You may watch naked, just do not do naked
Bullet Club For Life
Play volleyball, lots of jumping around and boob slapping and cocks slapping on legs.... Lots of pain.... Apparently... ;)