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Go Skiing in the nude. I'm sure you'd get frost bite.....

giggles..

xo
Hold sparklers!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips
Sit on a bee....friend of my did that once...nobody wanted to suck the poison out for some reason.
Sandblasting
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Collect honey from a hive.

Chase grizzlybears
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Rehearse an alligator juggling act
Fry corn fritters
Ride a shark
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
hang christmas lights

Say. Her. Name.


Show up for your court hearing charge on Public Nudity
Quote by bill11
Show up for your court hearing charge on Public Nudity


Good advice!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Cross a courtyard on Rikers Island
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Run through a police station.
Go on an audience with the pope
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Attend a garden show with prim and proper women.
Well Parent-Teacher Night at your child's elementary school might be a tad awkward!
go caroling.

Say. Her. Name.


Go to Disciplinary Committee hearing over charges of public nudity in the campus :P
Jump on a trampoline.
Dinner with the In-Laws!
Erm...go to shopping? - Haha won't that be a bit scandalous!
Attend a funeral (unless that was the attire specified by the deceased... hm... let me edit my will)
Stalk Trinket
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Take a rain shower
Go to Confession
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Stalk Trinket

Best done in full armor.

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Ride a bull.