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Reach over stove elements
Visit the in-laws
Attend "Sex Addicts Anonymous".
Go to Texas Roadhouse and order food
Attend a showing of "The Emperor's New Clothes"
Visit the local Hell's Angels charter (unless you're into rough gangbangs)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Wrestle a porcupine (not a good idea clothed for that matter!)
The london marathon

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Stand in Morrisons with a couple of melons in your hand, apparently they don't like that smile
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Stand in Morrisons with a couple of melons in your hand, apparently they don't like that smile


They dont like you handling the produce ha ha ha

Dont go shopping with Poppy

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Ermmm ok missus, you up there in your ill-fitting bra and no knickers, somehow I think we would get all the assistance we need and maybe even a free carrier

I wouldn't go dancing naked I don't think, too many bits bobbing about everywhere on the dance floor, you never know what you might jiggle up against
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Time travel back to Victorian times....
Tease a dragon...
Stalk the owner of a dragon
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by Ardentmale
Tease a dragon...

Quote by patokl
Stalk the owner of a dragon


Hm, I don't know... maybe if you DID do those things naked, the results might be pleasant smile


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Be Grand Marshal in the Rose Parade.
Quote by lynnwitt


Hm, I don't know... maybe if you DID do those things naked, the results might be pleasant smile


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Be Grand Marshal in the Rose Parade.
You.must know dragon and owner better than me then, because I wouldn't dare...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
apply to a convent
Walk into a room in which SG, Ardent, Patokl, et al, are present.
Quote by lynnwitt
Walk into a room in which SG, Ardent, Patokl, et al, are present.



Awwww... Come on now... You're safe with us... ;)

Walk into a room where Lynn may feel threatened... smile
Quote by lynnwitt
Walk into a room in which SG, Ardent, Patokl, et al, are present.

we'd only keep you warm and happy Lynn

Not: scare Lynn
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Of COURSE I'm safe with y'all (that being the missing 2nd person plural word in English) smile I'm pretty sure I can handle things!
XXOO
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Take a spacewalk.
Take a stroll through the rose garden...
Walk down the street in Manhattan
Scrape ice off your windscreen in the morning

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taxes...at h&r block.

Say. Her. Name.


Go to parents evening

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Rock climbing
Quote by AmericanBeauty
Rock climbing


Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

collect honey from bee hives
play with porcupines

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'