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Attend an event at the White House
Quote by adele
Attend an event at the White House


I wonder if Monica Lewinsky did . . . ?

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Present a talk at a technical convention.
Go sightseeing in Teheran
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Hike through briar patches
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Quote by patokl
Go sightseeing in Teheran


Ooooo... good one!

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Answer the door.
give directions. (don't waste your breath)

Say. Her. Name.


Quote by honeydipped
give directions. (don't waste your breath)


Is this from experience??
Eat at a fancy resturant
Ask an redneck farmer for the hand of his daughter
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
crawl under your house - ugh!!
Go to a park
watch friends playing darts
Sing the national anthem at the start of the Super Bowl
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by patokl
Sing the national anthem at the start of the Super Bowl

Actually, that might have improved some performances....

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Use a string trimmer.
To across traffic lane or busy two lanes or intersections without signal
Sit on an ant hill
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Go to jury duty.
Participate in the Rose Parade.

(I'll bet someone has done it, though... inside one of the floats.)
Quote by lynnwitt
Participate in the Rose Parade.

(I'll bet someone has done it, though... inside one of the floats.)

You seem to know more...?

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Fall with your motorcycle
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Sit on a car seat that has been baking in the sun. Or a metal chair, that has been in the sun. Yeowch!
use house cleaning products like bleach
Sit on a hot curling Iron.....