"Outgoing" recently evicted
"Self-assured" narcissistic pompous ass
"Loves conversation?" You couldn't shut me up with a muzzle and a stun gun
"Active." Manic/ADD.
"Sensitive." Severe allergies/cryer.
"Easy going." Passive-aggressive.
"Caring." Smothering.
"Devoted." Stalker.
"Understanding." Condescending.
"Athletic." Lives in sweats.
"Relaxed." Slob.
"Cuddly." Will sit on you.
"Quiet." Dangerous.
"Resourceful." Broke.
"Family-oriented." Lives with mother, three cats, a snake and 5 birds.
"Loves films." Loves Porno.
"Crazy." Crazy.
"Book lover." Insomniac.
"Independent." Incapable of commitment.
"Career-oriented." Boring.
"Loves conversation." Had TV repossessed.
"Great sense of humor!" Voted for Bush
"Likes to travel." Fugitive.
"Super-confident." Super on steroids or coke.
"Loves good wine." Drunk on beer but tells people its wine.
"Intellectual." Drunk.
"Art lover." Pretentious Drunk.
"Effervescent." May have to kill.
"Whimsical." Unpredictable/Bi-polar
"Unpredictable." Psychotic.
"Low maintenance." Can't get off couch.
"Enjoys outdoors." Homeless.
"Divorced." Says once but reall means 5 times.
"Many interests." Has cable.
"Stable." Heavy Medicated.
"Love dogs." Has fleas.
"Love cats." Has intimacy issues.
"Loves Christ." Thought Waco was a good idea.
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