The cops raided the local brothel and had all of the girls standing in linewaiting to enter the paddy wagon. A little old lady walked up and asked one of the girls what the line was for. The girl sarcastically stated that they were handing out lollipops. The little old lady, having missed the sarcasm, liked the idea of getting free lollipops, so she got in line, too.
When she got up to the paddy wagon door, a cop said, "Hey grandma, aren't you a little old to be doing this?"
She replied, "As long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them."
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Ok, do this one seem a classical to you, rocco?
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Man, I love that one!