Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Whatever...

last reply
1 reply
849 views
0 watchers
0 likes
a_grumpy_666
Advanced Wordsmith
0 likes
I was in a bar last night. Had a few..I noticed two quite large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said ...,"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"



That's the last thing I remember.
SirBunny
Active Ink Slinger
0 likes
My wife caught me drying my dick with the blow dryer the other night, she asked what the fuck I was doing so I told her I was heating up her dinner.

That's the last thing I remember.

I'm in ward 3 at the general hospital.