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What's your favorite joke or innuendo about sex?

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A girl and a guy are sitting in the park after dark, she kisses him, he kisses her. They cuddle, they make out for ten, fifteen minutes. Suddenly, she excitedly grabs at him up saying, "Give it to me, I'm wet, really wet, come on give it to me" Her voice increases in intensity, "Please, please, give it to me now, I'm really wet, dripping."

He: "No, next time bring you own umbrella."