Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

She kept taking my power tools

He was taking my bedroom tools.

She had really nice tools

He was way too handy a man

I thought she could use a dark room

It's padded, it's bolted, it's sound-proof.

Oops wrong room. To play with the toys

The church White Elephant Sale is coming up and I have to contribute something.

But those were the most expensive ones

Lynn's baby dragon is hungry... and needs a bit of sport

She keeps trying to sacrifice me

Please open the door.. I won't fight no more... I'll be your little wh...GOTCHA!

She is a tricky one

The door is open
My fingers snap
He walks in
Pavlov

She has control over me

Perhaps he'll learn his lesson this time. I left notes, written on the wall. In red.

Yes but it’s in Spanish

He doesn't know Spanish from Catalan and therein lies the boquerones spoiled

I think she need to give me some lessons.

He is ensconced in The Closet of Lessons until he Answers Me These Questions Three.

She never provided the questions

Heehee are you spying on me again

She claimed to be the Avon Lady, but seemed to have only sex toys in her case. So why would I want her to get away?

She has a wonderful case of toys

I need a dependent write-off on my taxes -- him wearing Depends counts, right?

Ahmm are you spying on me too

Once again, her deportment has shown that she cannot go out unsupervised. The reports from the Adult Toy Store were remarkable.

She was spying on etairay this whole time and is was getting blamed for it.

'tis the entrance to my dungeon...abandon hope...

So, I can enter the dungeon without fear.