Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

Just waiting for them to ask for assistance since I brought my hammer

He muttered something about stroking his hammer....

She refused to share her dragon's milk punch and I was so thirsty

I don’t know, but if I could keep her for just a while longer…

Look, if a crow in boots walked into your room, what would YOU do?

(actually, I do like that painting)

And if a dragon walked in behind it, What would you do .

I'd call Mr. Attenborough and we'd both watch my hidden camera feed.

It just makes sense. I like to have her handy .. at need.....

Because she was in a rush and ran into the wrong room, slaming the door hard the knob came off.

Because I just got here to fix my knob

Because it dropped off, rolled in the closet and the door shut, some how

Now that makes it more difficult. I’ll have to use my hammer now

My knob has never come off, and I've pulled it many many times. Countless times.
Oh, so many times.

You can't have a hammerer hammering all over the place. Hammerers have to be contained.

With that many women locked in there I’m going to pound as much as I can

He was attracted by The Scent of Unattainable Lesbians (tm).

The scent had him aroused just as much as they were of his hammer

It was the easiest room in which yo pad the walls.

With all the padding it was now sound proof

It was decided by secret ballot.

Her darn dragon burnt down all my Ginko trees.

Storing her until later.

Quoth the Raven: Nevermore!

Because I put an arrow on the floor and everyone knows dragon's are nosey

I...I don't remember.

Lewd Drewidism

I always wanted to have sex in a room with no windows and totally dark.

Who knows.

He violated the rules against excessive genital concrete rubbing.

To keep her from flying around the house at night.

I'm waiting for the Stockholm Syndrome to kick in.