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Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

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They were chased by a large, wooden-legged mouse.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

For being very naughty with her masala dabba.

Because, I was keeping her for later smile

Because I always put things I like handy in there smile

because I lost the key to her chastity belt

Because she thought a chastity belt would hold me back -- table's turn, bridge's burn.

I'm trying to get her to calm down before she kills everyone in the house 😳😁😆😂

He is cleaning my wardrobe, packing winter clothes and now hanging summer clothes

Because of The Unfortunate Incident of the Microkini which wrought such devastation at the beach.

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Because of The Unfortunate Incident of the Microkini which wrought such devastation at the beach.

Hahaha oops

Because she loves stealing Indian cuisines

She's hiding her Indian.... cuisine.

I don't even know.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

Pure and simple: Panty Thief.

I have no idea !!! .🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Well, it's like this. All was okay until she pulled out the generator, cables, lube, and, well, what ever that thing was. It just seemed the safe thing to do st the time. Though.... Curiosity, you know....

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Well, it's like this. All was okay until she pulled out the generator, cabled, lube, and, well, what ever that thing was. It just seemed the safe thing to do st the time. Though.... Curiosity, you know....

😳😳😳 stop sharing secretive informations about me

Oops! Sorry 'bout that! I didn't know.... 😇😁

She said she was working on an advanced degree in architecture and her dissertation was about the multitude of uses to which closet space can be put. I did not expect the myriad of sounds issuing, but I suppose it's part of the self-study program.

After what took place in there with her and the cheer squad last night, somebody needs to do a deep clean and it ain't gonna be me.

She mentioned needing a darkroom, but the equipment she took with her seemed a bit odd for photographic purposes...

She said she was shy about disrobing -- I mean what the hell? We're shooting an HD vid for her OnlyFans podcast called "All My Favorite Toys: A Girl's Guide To True Fulfillment" for goodness' sake.

I don't remember.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

Memory loss - for his own protection.

Was found looking around for my panties collection but there's none smile

Insisted karaoke counted as foreplay. No. Just no.