Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

But I do like playing you like guitar chords.. I have good finger control

Plucked the g string too hard again and is in there getting restrung

Wanted to see whats all the fuss about when they say "gripping gremlin"

She's hogging the toy.......!

She is meditating there

Because she wants to go home and i want her to stay.

Because I’ve been doing more sewing lately and this is cheaper than buying a dress form.

He wanted me to put on a dress

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He wanted me to put on a dress

I did but you don’t have to. I would like you without a dress. I know I know… but I have to ask…you might come out of the closet.

He likes sleeping in different closet everyday ,but don't snore mister

She is meditating... and the sounds seem to indicate that she's reaching a higher plane....

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She is meditating... and the sounds seem to indicate that she's reaching a higher plane....

🤪😋🤪

She wants to be enlightened. 😈

The Closet of Infinite Enlightenment may, in fact be linked to the Infinite Improbability Drive.

She hacked my thesaurus app and now the synonym of every noun is either "vagina" or "dragon." Sometimes both.

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She hacked my thesaurus app and now the synonym of every noun is either "vagina" or "dragon." Sometimes both.

Not true!!! Some synonyms are "tits".

....or as the case may be, butts.

Sultry redheads, while delightful, are dangerous!

I dunno, I found her and forgot when I went to find Tommy.

They forgot their glasses.

She likes my lingerie sets!

She promised to sort my knee socks

She lost her way soI decided to keep her

She's working on a new game called Dragons and Octopi ...

She's looking for the 8 sided dice for Dragons & Octopi...

Looking at the collection of Dragons and Octopi models..

First you roll, then I'll roll, then we'll both roll together

She pulled Nikki in there with her and told me to lock the door. Then I started hearing a lot of moaning so I walked away 😊.

He's in hiding due to his discovery of being the Laundromat Panty Thief.

She is tied there because my wife got home early :P

He's still in his probation period on Lush.