Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

Because I want a kiss and she won't give it to me 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

All of the above.

I'm determined to give her a big bear hug until she becomes a nicer person 😊😊😊

Repeat offender: panty larceny.

I think those are mine because I know you don't wear any!

Her sexual vortex was beginning to ramp up and blister the wall paint -- into the blast-proof room we go, so I can try to make her cum calm down.

I thought it a bit odd, but she said something about a photographic experiment, which makes sense, but the chainsaw was a puzzlement.

Gel, toys, ties, live feed running... now where is she hiding? Ah, yes. The closet...

Well, as it happens, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is otherwise engaged at the moment, so my closet was next in line.

I keep trying to pull her out but she keeps running back in there 🤔😟

Because that was my wife that he kept trying to pull out.

Always better safe than sorry -- anyone want to play cribbage?

Keeping her there so she will write a decadent micro. 😈👅💋

After reviewing a number of stories submitted for Lush publication, she muttered something about needing some time alone. I can only presume for contemplation......

I keep telling her to be careful of the tornadoes and the tentacles...

just nikki, just because

I can't remember.

I'm not really sure, but he's responsible for any cleanup needed.

Lynn and I are going to re-arrange my closet…..in the dark.

It is part of her job as Inspector of Dark Crevices.

I think she is hiding from someone stalking her on Lush 😳😜😋🤣

For the betterment of all involved and to accommodate his own self indulgence behind closed doors.

She's working on a new photo series entitled "Nudes in Dark Places".

She said she had always wanted to lick pussy in total darkness.

Assume she likes to watch through the gaps!

I'm not entirely certain, but he was quoting Greta Garbo... "I vant to be alone".

She likes to masturbate using high heel shoes.

Witness protection program. I was the witness.

Shoe fetish?

There is someone in my closet?