Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

Waxing his wings.

She's in there with a few other beautiful Lush women. I didn't realize that closet was so big🤔

I'm not certain, but he had been seen in the Rope, Chain, and Lube aisle at Home Depot filling a shopping cart while giggling.

Lynn doesn't want anyone to see her face.

In her profile, she says she was here a long time ago, so I think she's holding interviews for potential new friends.

Hiding from the Five-Oh is what he said. Might just be perving through the keyhole though.

Not really sure but the box he was carrying had "inflatable" on the side...

Well hopefully she's looking for the pump so that we can get going with what's in this box.

I ain't afraid of no ghost 👻 boo

Because she thinks it is cool to hijack the forums. I would throw away the key, if I could.

Who you talking about hijacking into the closet you go ..she says, throw away the key ..oops, there goes the key and off to the forum I go

Unfortunately, she thought it was the restroom. Sighs. Mop up time.

I had no choice after Lynn tossed all my shoes around. She is locked in there I had to until they are back where they belong.

It's just for a short period of time until I set the room up with the swing.

For all the usual reasons and several more that can't be mentioned here. I made a detailed list. It's taped to the closet door. Disregard the muffled pleas.

I shall not divulge the reason...

His motorcycle knocked over the fountain on my lawn 😠😄😄😄

He fountained on my lawn.

Because I couldn't stop giggling at 'fountained on my lawn' and wanted you to be my private giggle slave.

Sounding rather like Marley's Ghost, he clambered up the stairs with chains, ropes, and, oddly silicone lubricant. I thought he needed privacy.

She stole my fountain after loud_bkr knocked it over. I think she put him up to it🤔😆😆😆.

For showing up at my door mumbling something about fountains. I thought he had gone cuckoo so I put him there for his own safety. Now I think he is doing something to my clothes.

For putting poor scorpiopassion67 in the closest after I knocked his fountain over!

For starting this whole issue with his motorcycle 😄😄😄

For saving him from the mess he created for the people above him.😹🤭🤭

I need someone around that has positive energy to brighten my day.

I got the memo about him. They'll be here shortly for him.

She has been spying on me sleeping even though I tell her to join in 🙄

I wanted her and Lynnwit to have a safe place to stay

His interest in 'Boudoir Photography' led him to rummage therein for my stash of worn crotchless panties, so Nikki and I left it to him.

(and...just "Lynn".... my profile name was poorly chosen)