Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

I'm re-enacting Schrödinger's cat experiment and he's a good subject.

She's going to be a surprise for all the ladies later.

He is a Genie .... modern Genie .... upgraded from a bottle or a lamp to a closet

She is transforming it into a giant Indian spice cabinet and seems to have some interesting ideas for the application of said spices.

She is looking for the electric meter.

Let’s just say he’s going to be a tasty snack for Lynn’s Dragon.

He's searching for my collection of naked female butt pictures.

I’m using my closet as a dark room and Lynn is developing her last roll of film

The last roll.... hmm... could be of film or the last bit of bread or the last sexual encounter.... but, I digress.

He mentioned something about 'swinging his hammer' as he locked the door behind him.

She was was caught going into my toolbox and now I’m trying to find out what tools she was in need of.

He says that he has struck up a friendship with a mouse in there and I hate to tell him it's just my old Minnie Mouse shirt.

She was in my playroom with her friends and I’m waiting for her to agree to pick up the room as there’s toys everywhere now.

He kindly offered to clean all the toys when we finished.

She kept hitting me with the flogger while I was cleaning up their play time. Still can’t find the riding crop.

He kept blocking the flogger from hitting my ass... so rude :P

She hid my keys for my playroom

By mistake.

Drew is in cahoots with NaughtySarah

I haven't a clue. Honest. I went down to the bodega for some pickles and kitty treats and I come back to a chorus of muffled moans. And why my best pair of Christmas panties over his head? Why? Why?

She forgot the beer and wouldn’t share any pickles

I dunno...I got distracted by Tom Petty when he came by.

He asked to be locked in there like a little perv 😜 and you can't prove that's a lie

Sighs... she heard about my velvet handcuff collection. And I'm not sure how she got into so many at once.

So that I might try to make her feel wonderful with my hands and mouth

For choosing a poor Profile name.

I locked myself in the closet for not scrolling all the way down before making my first entry.

Because he's the only1 who will fit.

Because she refused to use KY so that I would fit somewhere else.

He's looking for my collections of Lubes from Around the World.

I found the lube and now I want to shower first.