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Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

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I jumped at the chance to gently guide Lynn into my closet and then lock the door. I’ll come up with a reason later.

Because she gently guided lynn into her closet ,wanna learn from Summer how she was able to lure a dragoness

Needed someone positive to talk with

He SAID that he was a superhero and needed somewhere to change. We're still waiting.....

Opening the door a crack to hand Lynn her glasses. Oh and her phone. When he shows up to change take a picture and send it to me please. I never could figure out why superheroes need to change.

She was conspiring with Lynn to learn the truth about my super powers

(Did anyone ever watch Whose Line Is It Anyway and see the occasional superhero segment?)

Well, the closet isn't locked, but he discovered that it was the gateway to Narnia and has wandered off there.

She is well trained in cleaning all the clutters in the closets, she is in demand to do so lol

Obviously, your "closet" needs some attention.....

Lynn is arranging all my toys for future usage

She's helping me hide from Lynn

Because a printing error meant the box had contained a worn crotch and less panties and the world needed protecting from your wrath,

"Ghosts in the closet" was what he said. His screams of terror stopped abruptly after only a few minutes. I KNEW I should have closed that portal, but it just slipped my mind.

She knew I was afraid of her Dragon then she put me there with the ghost. Pay Back.

I think I might be in the wrong house!!

He knocked on the door holding a wrench and said something about having trouble getting his nuts off.

She's looking for penetrating fluid to help get his nuts off.

He is hiding because I found the pneumatic wrench.

I put Lynn in the closet to hopefully help find the portal and locate Summer as she has been missing

The portal led to the Infinite Improbability Drive which allowed not only my escape, but the transmutation of all hammers into coat hangers. I'd wondered how they kept multiplying.

Summer will encounter the Autumnal Equinox Sunday, September 22, 2024 at 8:43 am EDT.

Hopefully those coat hangers are being used on some bottoms.

That's actually impossible, for they manage to entangle themselves in inseparable knots. They learned from Christmas lights, I suppose.

I think she is still working on that portal thing. If not, she is trying to find a place where people will stop asking her about the portal 😊

He inquired once too many about the lubrication of my portal. It is sufficient.

She never returned my tea cups!

He's a closet tea enthusiast, though it's not known exactly how he expresses that enthusiasm there in the closet.

And I have C cups.

She is still not advising me how ounces are in a C cup to make a proper tea.

480cc ~= 16.23 fl oz

For teasing the quanta out of ne!