Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

Because I made a citizens arrest

For writing the funniest Roses posts.

Flaunting excessive sexiness in the most beguiling manner. The populace must be protected from such.

😘

I dont want her to get away, and I have one thing I have to finish before I get in the closet with her, throw clothes on the floor and see how messy we can make them.

I like to keep a steady supply of freckles on hand in case mine start to fade.

Because I heard their was a peeping tom around and his one eye fit the desciption

She thinks she's at confession. You should hear what she's saying!

Bless me father, I locked this guy named Dic, in the closet

Simply fulfilling my contractual obligation with Women Only International -- Seek out and procure only the best, for the greater good of us all.

And besides, those legs? Just fuck me now.

A bio-musical experiment: theme and variations on fuck.

I`m keeping her close for some quality closet confessions.

She is the winner in my "Lynn's Closet Desires" contest. Those closet desires are secret.

She is the winner of "Molly licks her til she begs me to stop" contest, and I am resting up until I am ready to begin.

The full moon hasn't quite set.

She was looking for a Freudian slip.

Her weekend is reserved for kinky activities...

She likes teaching me new things.

I have no idea, but a tin of smoked sardines, my garden shears, volume two of the 1906 Pennsylvania Coal Report, and a nude photo of Miss America, 2021 have gone missing from the pantry. Honestly, I really don't want to know.

She only said that she'd been to the Rope, Chain, and Lube aisle at Home Depot.

I wondered where that knocking was coming from.

I don't even remember.

That's where I keep my collection of Drew memorabilia. It's locked from the inside...

I've tried the door knob... I think it's just stuck. 😕

For being amazing & I’m not sharing!!! 😝

Because I beleive all mods come from closets

They ripped their pants.

He is incarcerated for practicing unlicensed Drewidism.

OH, the door locked, opps

Because she pulled the door shut and there is no key.

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damm!!