Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

They thought it was the bathroom.

Oopsies, sorry. They told everyone I mistook the closet for the bathroom, i had no choice!

I need time to paint the runes, set the candles, and crush the herbs. All things in their time.

When she began painting the runes and setting the candles on ME, I had to take safety precautions. Though, now that I think about it......

Because she put the toilet roll on the wrong way

Sighs... you'd think she'd learn, but noooo... she just insists upon being Whippersnapperish in public, and it's SOOOO embarrassing..... Though, now that I consider... em bare assing ....

She left love puddles all over the bedroom.

Because her panties smelled nice!

She left her lipstick and it closed from the outside.

He's installing modular shelving.

because she seems to be in heat

Driving with her car window down singing loudly "Don't Worry Be Happy" 😆😆😆

Because he is to happy

Really? That's a question? I mean... Heidi!

It was her idea... claiming to need it as a dark room. Though I've heard lots of moaning and didn't see any camera equipment... besides video camera.

She wanted a glory hole experience

Because she wanted a full body massage and a complete yoni massage also. 😈

Because he was sneaking in through the window

Since she let me in I didn’t want her to leave. As we discussed our plans earlier

The obvious reasons.

I wanted to learn from her

He kept pick, pick, picking at my brain. I told him there wasn't much in there past a moth-eaten Burberry jacket and half a packet of Waterford crisps. I'd already eaten all the pickles. He just wouldn't listen.

I didn’t think she was a woman who loved pickles so much She still wouldn’t give up the photos from the night before

He doesn't follow orders 😁

She kept screaming my name 😈

He keeps coming back for more 👅

She just can’t get enough 💦

Due to doctor's orders.

Because she burnt my bum

Her naked bottom burning from a well-deserved spanking, she retreated into the closet with a bottle of aloe vera.