Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

Because Lynn needed company

Because the six-handed tantric massage is a surprise and we need time to set up the table and warm the oils.

Because she is precious, so safe guarding her

The radiance of her smile was making me woozy.

I'm trying to get a reference for that 6 handed tantric massage.

She is hiding to take pictures from each angle of my bedroom

Because that is where I keep bodies

It's a well known fact that whippersnappers as cute as her should not be left to roam unsupervised... And I had to go pee.

She was rummaging through my underwear drawer.

I mistook them for Drew.

Drew asked that I hold him until he got here.

Because she made a wrong turn and thought it was the bathroom

(Lynn does it on purpose -- it's a kink)

Ordered a full Afternoon Delight and tried to pay me with a handful of queer money -- claimed it was only fair.

Because I told her it was a Specil idea cubical

Because I had a specil idea about her

It was the only door I have with a see through key hole.

So that I'd have more time to read her diaries. You just would not believe....!

The room was locked but she flew through the open window

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So that I'd have more time to read her diaries. You just would not believe....!

Yes, no one believes your fibs. I'm an angel. 😇

Someone has to keep the mice entertained -- they love cheesy jokes.

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Yes, no one believes your fibs. I'm an angel. 😇

Yeah, yeah... Always Mom's favorite... You and the ball.. Me in the soot and asses.. Iean ashes...

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Someone has to keep the mice entertained -- they love cheesy jokes.

I have mind mice. They nibble memories. Or is that mammaries... ?

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I have mind mice. They nibble memories. Or is that mammaries... ?

It's mammaries, cause your mind's always on boobs.

There was no more room in the guest bedroom closest😈

He was doing fumagation in my closet

Get in there and clean my closet, lady.

High hopes, miss Sandra, jumps on you 😳

Because I was helping her get over her closet phobia

Thank you, now lets enjoy music and dance ...😉😅

Because I thi nk she likes it in there

She has stacked everyone's secret dairy ,we are reading together