Why is the Person Above You Locked in Your Bedroom Closet?

Because this one is bigger than the other

Cause I got a bang cash "wanna see freaky girl witchin' stuff out in the dark and all naked like" request on OnlyFans. Money cleared, cameras are rolling.

😈

Cause I have to run and make popcorn before the show starts.

I don’t know, she was supposed to be getting popcorn.

I'm not sure.

JAS took my popcorn

As a surprise for the next person.

He is fixing bulb in my closet and enjoying his Birthday gift by helping me to fix it

Because I enjoy tight spaces

Like Smiley said ...doing some repairs...he does have a hammer ....giggles😊

Because she had to put all the stuff away from the shopping spree

He claimed to be the installer for the cedar lining of my closet, though it does seem that six days is a bit long....

Because her walk in closet is the size of a two car garage and there’s lots of secret places

I WONDERED what had happened to the Ferrari.

Sold it to build a playroom 😈

He wanted some alone time

She wanted to share my alone time

He enjoyed it way too much 😁

She made it very enjoyable

It's an ancient ritual, very complicated, and must be done precisely at midnight. Now excuse me, I have things to sharpen up.

Because the pickle that I offered as a sacrifice wasn’t good enough

Because the pickles he offered were just... no.

Ritual sacrifice, you say?

She is interested in the Ritual sacrifice and I'm scared

Well you should be scared in my closet. I studied with Kistin.

Now I'm doubly scared. Is there a peace offering I can offer?

In the time of pieces, there will be no peace. Now where did I put that key? The clock is ticking.

I have to run to the store. I'll be back.

Seemed the safest place to store him until UPS arrives for a pickup.

Well, I have to put her somewhere as I launder the sheets.