I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and “flipped” the woman off.
“Man, that guy is stupid,” I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why……….
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That’s 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That’s 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That’s 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That’s 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That’s 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That’s 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? … I think not.
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That's great Chef! shamless speachless... that has to be a first! 
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Heh, I quit flipping people off on the roadways about 10 years ago, after I unhinged someone who was really homicidal.
I got out of that fracas with a severely dented rear bumper - as he chased me down an interstate - waving his handgun - at speeds in excess of 110 mph, tapping and bumping my tail end.
Drove like a pair of striped assed apes for over 20 miles and never saw a single patrolman. On a busy Friday evening. He finally tapped my ass so hard at 45mph as I was trying to exit late off the highway, that he spun me up the ramp and then over the side and down an embankment and kept on going. Good thing too, I thought, as I was only armed with a tire iron.
-joke kill, my apologies-
I got out of that fracas with a severely dented rear bumper - as he chased me down an interstate - waving his handgun - at speeds in excess of 110 mph, tapping and bumping my tail end.
Drove like a pair of striped assed apes for over 20 miles and never saw a single patrolman. On a busy Friday evening. He finally tapped my ass so hard at 45mph as I was trying to exit late off the highway, that he spun me up the ramp and then over the side and down an embankment and kept on going. Good thing too, I thought, as I was only armed with a tire iron.
-joke kill, my apologies-
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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WellMadeMale that's funny!! 
I'll just blow them kiss instead of flipping them off. 
I'll just blow them kiss instead of flipping them off. Algol
Quote by WellMadeMale
Heh, I quit flipping people off on the roadways about 10 years ago, after I unhinged someone who was really homicidal.
I got out of that fracas with a severely dented rear bumper - as he chased me down an interstate - waving his handgun - at speeds in excess of 110 mph, tapping and bumping my tail end.
Drove like a pair of striped assed apes for over 20 miles and never saw a single patrolman. On a busy Friday evening. He finally tapped my ass so hard at 45mph as I was trying to exit late off the highway, that he spun me up the ramp and then over the side and down an embankment and kept on going. Good thing too, I thought, as I was only armed with a tire iron.
-joke kill, my apologies-
Thinking??? Thinking???Tire Iron vs Hand Gun
Good thing he kept running...Who the hell knows what you could have used the tire iron for. Besides him using it on you before he shot ya.
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