I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks. "135," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 7"," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream.
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
