Women Drivers!

27 Mar 2010

I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are..

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 75 mph With her Face up next to her
rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , which knocked The donut Out of my other hand..

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees aaaaaaaaaaaagainstthesteeringwheelitknockedmycellphoneawayfrommyear, which fell into the coffeebetween my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Crazy women drivers!!