* So many men, so few who can afford me.
* God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.
* If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going.
* At my age I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all.
* My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
* Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
* Coffee, chocolate, men,....some things are just better rich.
* Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
* If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
* Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
* It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
* I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
* Guys have feelings, too. But like....Who cares?
* Next Mood Swing: 6 minutes.
* I hate everybody....And you're next.
* I used to be Schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
* Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!
* All stressed out and no one to choke.
* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
Seeker
It's best just to not look interested from the off I find 
