Word of the day

1 Jun 2009

Sodas....my wife gives good head but sodas her sister!

1 Jun 2009

Motto

When my son was a cub scout, he was asked what the motto was. He'd say:

"I dunno. What's a-motto with you?"

I still laugh about it to this day.

1 Jun 2009

Haha, Rocco... that reminds me of when I was learning all the state capitals (why, as a Canadian sudent, I had to do this I do not know). I remembered Alaska thus:

"Juneau what the capital is?"
"Alaska the teacher."

1 Jun 2009

Quote by fystee
Sodas....my wife gives good head but sodas her sister!

Geesh! She totally got that from me! 588-rolleyes

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

2 Jun 2009

You say you got good head from fystee, Pix-Trix? thumbright

4 Jun 2009

LOL Rocco

4 Jun 2009

Quote by roccotool
You say you got good head from fystee, Pix-Trix?

Thats not what I meant, Gutterbrain! LOL

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

4 Jun 2009

Dammmm! you were just stringing me along then?

4 Jun 2009

Awww, now, Pix-Trix... you say that like it's a bad thing!

4 Jun 2009

Aww, Rocco, Love.......you know me better than that!! LOL

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

6 Jun 2009

July

"Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!"

7 Jun 2009

lmao!!!

9 Jun 2009

Motto: When my son was a cub scout, he was asked what the motto was. He'd say:

"I dunno. What's a-motto with you?"

I still laugh about it to this day.

Well, Rocco, I figure out this is how it was in the beggining with your son.

9 Jun 2009

Yes, and he walked a mile to Neanderthal School, every day.

12 Jun 2009

My Motto is Tomotto

15 Jun 2009

Quote by roccotool

Yes, and he walked a mile to Neanderthal School, every day.

Uphill... both ways

IN THE SNOW ALL YEAR!
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Ling

16 Jun 2009

Hey Rocco heres another one for you. If its smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout, get the hell out

16 Jun 2009

I'm gonna use that!

17 Jun 2009

Harassment

"My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me"

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

17 Jun 2009

Cheese

"Betty likes me but cheese too fat."

17 Jun 2009

Asinine

"I'd give her face a two and her asinine."

Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!

26 Jun 2009

Budweiser

That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde

2 Jul 2009

cunthelpmyself- I was licking my girlfriend and she giggled. So I said sorry dear but I cunthelpmyself laughing6

2 Jul 2009

*Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

7 Jul 2009

Briiliant joke Marco ha ha really i'am crying with laughter. Rocco with the july joke ha ha Who say's online friends can't be so interactive i'am laughing so much haha great stuff Lfunny

7 Jul 2009

lettice-

lettice prey

7 Jul 2009

Texas

"My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!"

8 Jul 2009

another good one Rocco ha ha

8 Jul 2009

Thanks, HB. I have a lot more.

Herpes

"Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes."

8 Jul 2009

I know where you are getting all of these too, Rocco! LOL

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥