If the shoe fits.. buy a pair in every color.
Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Bills travel through the mail...at twice the speed of checks.
If you look like your passport picture...you probably need the trip.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!