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3 Nov 2010

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29 Oct 2010

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife
dressed in a very sexy nightie.
'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.

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29 Oct 2010

OMG! Thank you!!!! This was the funniest thing I read ALL day! I needed this!

30 Oct 2010

I hope he didn't have any important plans after golfing, because once he unties her.. Well, that just won't be pretty.

30 Oct 2010

HELL!!!! I went to play base ball. Damn Shame I have to wait till March to play again.aZ5KS1xtjLj4GoQq Lfunny

31 Oct 2010

Everyone has his own priority. Never take things for granted.

3 Nov 2010

HAHA! Good one...although this is the second one I've read in here lately of a woman asking to be tied up and then the dude taking off! Seems to be a pattern lol.