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Would you like to be alone on a deserted island with the person above you and what would you do the
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Hmmmmm.... As in Never Ever Land?? OK.... But be warned there are pirates in the bay, children who have never grown up knocking around in feral gangs and strumpet fairies buzzing around dusting on folk. But if you're down for it, so am I!
living dead girl
I'll continue to stay stranded with him
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Yes. As much as she'll let me.
Force of Nature
Hmm, not sure. But I still want to borrow your glasses. They only work on ladies, right? The last thing I want to see is men's naughty bits.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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I'll happily stay marooned with Grace. I promise to keep my naughty bits hidden.
Force of Nature
Yes, I notice you've been very good about that. Even when you pee you always turn away. I'm getting tired of "The Taming of the Shrew." Can we do some Gilbert and Sullivan instead?
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
Gracie Goes To Hollywood's - True
The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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Oh lets go yes lol
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Quote by GraceW
Yes, I notice you've been very good about that. Even when you pee you always turn away. I'm getting tired of "The Taming of the Shrew." Can we do some Gilbert and Sullivan instead?
Oh, no sorry, when I pee I pretend I'm a rotary hose so I spin around. It's childish, but it entertains me.
Bored of "Taming of the Shrew"?! Good grief, but OK, I acquiesce to your request. I see your Gilbert & Sullivan and raise you Laurel & Hardy.
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living dead girl
A laurel and hardy handshake? ( sorry blazing saddles reference )
I'd be stranded with above anytime, We can race sea turtles and feed pirates to Sharks like We are Bond Villains.
I'd be stranded with above anytime, We can race sea turtles and feed pirates to Sharks like We are Bond Villains.
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Force of Nature
Sounds good for me too, but what happens if we run out of pirates?
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
living dead girl
Passing.. Can I get stranded with Beffer though?
She and I could swim ?
She and I could swim ?
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Now, about these Blazing Saddles references..... It's a big yes from me!
"Look at that."
"Steady as a rock."
"Yeah, but this is my shootin' hand!"
Classic.
I like the Bond villain thinking but I don't remember a Bond villain racing Sea turtles.... Was that Jaws? And was he racing sea turtles, like greyhound racing or racing them like the grand national, using turtles as water skis....?
Either way, I'm in for our island rendez vous!
"Look at that."
"Steady as a rock."
"Yeah, but this is my shootin' hand!"
Classic.
I like the Bond villain thinking but I don't remember a Bond villain racing Sea turtles.... Was that Jaws? And was he racing sea turtles, like greyhound racing or racing them like the grand national, using turtles as water skis....?
Either way, I'm in for our island rendez vous!
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I am going to respect Terri's wishes and call her a boat to ferry her from the island.
living dead girl
Yes, we can write stories in the sand then watch them get erased by the waves..
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Force of Nature
And so stories made of sand slip into the sea, eventually.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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living dead girl
Yes we can make her a new W out of shells
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Tinker Bell
Yes!
We can sit in the beach, chat, drink wine and smoke cigarettes while we listen to Madonna ?
We can sit in the beach, chat, drink wine and smoke cigarettes while we listen to Madonna ?
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Just me
Yes, talk and talk a lot Through all of the talking face to face, might be some understanding.
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Yes, we can write stories in the sand then watch them get erased by the waves..
Wow.... That's deep.... The futility of human endeavour. If it's not the waves, it's time.
For the above, yes absolutely, do a King Cnut and try to hold back the waves.
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Pass
living dead girl
He has a boat infact he might even literally be a boat ?
But yes
But yes
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Oh I could see this being a nice time of isolation with Reese