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Would you like to be alone on a deserted island with the person above you and what would you do the

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THE ISLAND COULD SINK??? Well, I suggest we spend our time here blowing up balloons to strap to the island the keep it afloat!


yes but those are not balloons in your wallet and how old are they? smile
They're.... Seaworthy.

Perhaps we need to find away to co-exist. What if I wore a palm leaf wig, a coconut bra and a thong made of coconut hair? Could you marry me?
What is this? Did the guys have a secret meeting to creep me out on the threads? Okay I will put a pair of rocks and a big piece of drift wood in my pants. A turtle shell on my on my stomach, and use the ash from the fire to make it look like I have not shaved, then blacken out a few teeth. I need a trial run first, come here
since Mac and Heidi are getting along so well, I will take the boat, from the other side of the island and head back to civilization
That sounded like some girl on girl jealousy and HA's too intense for me. I will just drown in the ocean.
Sorry, you find me so intense, Sig......I find him drowning in the ocean and pull him into my boat.
Yes, I sit in her arms all day and not ounce have to ask permission smile
Yes I know we can survive there...
Teach her to play poker.....
Okay. I play poker quite well and would ask what she wanted to wager
yes, talk
Never ever.
Talk or "talk" ?

yes talk. sing, dance I just like being with her smile
I'd teach Heidi to swim.
Yes We could write 'roses' rhymes in the sand ;)
Alone on an island
With Heidi so fair-
Now what in the world
Would we do there?

Walk in the surf?
Build castles of sand?
Watch the sun set?
Stroll hand in hand?

More likely, it seems
That puns would be hurled!
In any event
It'd be a dreamworld!
What a marvellous world we've made here
And in this idil we'd all surely fit
The only issue is the lavatory I fear
Where do we go when we need to.....
Yes we would James
One task and he could be a chief
Search all the islands
For a big reusable leaf smile
On that one topic
Adventures are silent
But 'tis a necessity
To avoid turning violent

But I'm sure we'll manage
With Heidi and me
To create a facility
When we have to pee
A reusable leaf sounds quite unhygienic
What we need at our lavvy bowl
Is something which is much more scenic
Like an ample and fun glory hole
I said "if" you could find one
You "could " be chief
Missing the keywords
Was a great relief
Never ever.
Get a buzz and have a few laughs smile


Buzz? We can take toys?! I'm bringing a football!
Oh buzzy