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fystee
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Here is mine!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jennifer's Christmas party. It was Jessica who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Love Spell.

I thought it was funny when I put Denise's panties on my head and danced the moon walk on the sofa while singing `smile'. I didn't mean to break Jennifer's dvd player and don't know why Jennifer would sue me for battery.

I don't remember calling Robert's wife a huge cow---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's belly, it was only because I ate too much of that jello.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Expedition through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a large moose and have me arrested for breaking and entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all enormous and ugly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this little stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and mysteriously yours,
Stacie (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 11 bucks!
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This is just funny.
fystee
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This is just funny.

well then write your own dam letter!
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Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Candie's Christmas party. It was Tiffany who spiked the punch with too much Wallbanger. I can't help it if I drank 245 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like raspberry.

I thought it was funny when I put Corinne's thong on my head and danced the watusi on the vanity while singing `Everything You Do Is Magic'. I didn't mean to break Candie's thumb drive and don't know why Candie would sue me for prostitution.

I don't remember calling Marcos's wife a horny cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Treena's husband's ear, it was only because I ate too much of that meatball.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Maserati through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a syrupy pig and have me arrested for burglary!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wide and high. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fat stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and longingly yours,
Rocco (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 33 bucks!
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Quote by fystee
Quote by shameless009
This is just funny.

well then write your own dam letter!
Dear Santa ,, i've done the best I can to behave this year ,,All though I'm sure others will disagree.
But my Children are all well and the Grandkids too.,, So I am writing this letter on behalf of others who have needs much stronger than mine..
Oh I forgot ,, there are 2 people above me needing a total of $ 44.00 dollars for bail money ,, I guess they got into trouble.

Shameless!
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lmao!
Zafia
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(My Real One)...lol

Dear Santa:

I WANT MORE SHOES......Please, please, please with sprinkles on top!!!

Sincerely,

Zafia


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Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Nicki's Christmas party. It was Chef who spiked the punch with too much French Martini. I can't help it if I drank 4 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Sweet Pea.

I thought it was funny when I put Roccolicious's pants on my head and danced the Running Man on the Bedroom while singing `Everytime I think of you I touch myself'. I didn't mean to break Nicki's vibrator and don't know why Nicki would sue me for Prostitution.

I don't remember calling Batman's wife a creepy Pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and Purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Pixie's husband's Leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Limo through my neighbor's Den. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sexy rabbit and have me arrested for Stealing!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nasty and cute. And I'm really not to blame for any of this handsome stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and happily yours,
Zafia (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 4 bucks!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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when I put Roccolicious's pants on my head


So THAT'S where they went!
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Good one Zaf.