"Hello?"
"Hi, Honey. This is your daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"
"No, daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause daddy says:
"But honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul.
"Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now"
Another brief pause.....
"Uh, ok then I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up."
"Ok daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it daddy"
"And what happened, honey?"
"Well, mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming then she tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all!"
"Oh my god! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didnt know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think he is dead!"
After a real long pause.....daddy says:
"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?"
"No, I think you have the wrong number......"
Flutterby Pharie
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
oh karma is too fast..
That's so wrong, 
And there goes one smart good little girl... 
