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Yo Mama is so ugly...

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Go on, you know you want to spill all your best yo mama jokes!
It may be juvenile, but hey, aren't we all at times?

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Yo mama so ugly she took her dog to the Westminster Dog Show and she won for best in show!
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Yo mama's so ugly kids dress up as her for Hallowe'en
Yo mama is so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly she came out of the Haunted House with an application.

Yo mama so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl.