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Quote by adi_me33
Have you made dinner yet?


No, sorry.

I was busy submitting a whimsical poem I wrote
while bantering with someone while they were at
work. We'll see if it gets posted.

How does grilled cheddar cheese on medium rye sound?
Some tomato soup to dip it in?

Lots of fresh veggies and some salt water taffy for dessert?
ginger86
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No, sorry.

I was busy submitting a whimsical poem I wrote
while bantering with someone while they were at
work. We'll see if it gets posted.

How does grilled cheddar cheese on medium rye sound?
Some tomato soup to dip it in?

Lots of fresh veggies and some salt water taffy for dessert?


where's the beef?
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Quote by ginger86


where's the beef?


With a little help, I'm sure I could find a place to slip some in.
adi_me33
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No, sorry.

I was busy submitting a whimsical poem I wrote
while bantering with someone while they were at
work. We'll see if it gets posted.

How does grilled cheddar cheese on medium rye sound?
Some tomato soup to dip it in?

Lots of fresh veggies and some salt water taffy for dessert?


No ?? wtf...it's an island.....nice poem though
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No ?? wtf...it's an island.....nice poem though


Ah... I'm not stepping on that landmine.
lynnwitt
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Hm... what CAN we use as the gnomon for a sundial?
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Hm... what CAN we use as the gnomon for a sundial?



We can use you, but it will always be the crack of dawn.
adi_me33
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Good morning Glittet Butt
lynnwitt
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We can use you, but it will always be the crack of dawn.




That's where they found Tony Orlando.......
adi_me33
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That's where they found Tony Orlando.......




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Good morning Glittet Butt






I see the top of head peaking over a hill.................. Aw, turn over Lynn


Adi got her butt park in front of my answer..... time for some more water fun smile
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Ah...

Excuse me...

There's a whole fucking ocean surrounding us.
You don't need to be doing that right here.
Plus, if you go in the ocean, you don't need to wipe.
adi_me33
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Uhhh excuse you Mr. GrumpyBlueBalls

Who are you talking to? That's a rock!!
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Uhhh excuse you Mr. GrumpyBlueBalls

Who are you talking to? That's a rock!!


His ping pong balls have gotten so big he can't see what he's talking too. I told you to stop inflating them.

Give me some more glitter, please. I'm using to deflect the sun since I forgot sunscreen.
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Uhhh excuse you Mr. GrumpyBlueBalls

Who are you talking to? That's a rock!!


Oh, you are going to laugh when you read my poem tomorrow.

Blue balls, my ASS!
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you look cute without the blindfold too
lynnwitt
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I'll wait right here while you swim for help.
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There are a few things we should do before you fly off for help
ScreamQueen
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You know there are worse things than being on a deserted island..like leaving the island then finding out you wanted to be on the island all along
so you go back to visit it but you crash your ship again and now your back on the same island..you even find your old coconut radio..but this time you have no clothes with you because you packed them up when you left the first time...and this was supposed to be just a visit...no now you have a naked Mrs. Lovey Howell to look at...
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Was that you who wrote "Cunt" in the sand ?


Where have you been?

I'm glad you recognized my handwriting.

Ah, it was meant for that monkey over there.
It took the last coconut.
adi_me33
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It? I am so sick of coconut. But they are kinda important.

Not impotent. Ugh. It's a coconut
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coconut bras are no fun sad
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Where have you been?

I'm glad you recognized my handwriting.

Ah, it was meant for that monkey over there.
It took the last coconut.



Sick and cranky so I limited my time here so people wouldn't have to deal with the cranky side of me smile
Its hard to not recognize your handwriting I memorized after the time you wrote "Cunt" on my bathroom mirror

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Seashell bras might be fun though we can play mermaid :)
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What number of Excedrin headache do you have?
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Sick and cranky so I limited my time here so people wouldn't have to deal with the cranky side of me smile
Its hard to not recognize your handwriting I memorized after the time you wrote "Cunt" on my bathroom mirror

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Seashell bras might be fun though we can play mermaid :)


Nicely done!

We still need a pickleball net.

Hey, isn't that Annette over there?

She could join us. While she's kneeling, she could hold you over her shoulder.

Oh my...