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Zombie emergency Procedure
Matriarch
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Thanks Lois, I feel better prepared to deal with any future zombie crisis now. You're a life saver.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Shortly after I got married my anti-theft device in my car started acting up and I had to wiggle the key to get it to allow me to start the car. I told hubby it needed to be repaired or removed. He asked what the big deal was over thirty seconds of jiggling the key. I calmly explained that those thirty seconds would clearly become my undoing when the zombie hordes were clambering all over the car, desiring to nosh on my brains. I told him it obviously be the difference between a successful escape to meet up with him, or being devoured, converted to the zombie lifestyle and my eventually chewing off a certain part of his anatomy first. He fixed it immediately.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
Matriarch
@ CQ. Quote by castlequeen
Shortly after I got married my anti-theft device in my car started acting up and I had to wiggle the key to get it to allow me to start the car. I told hubby it needed to be repaired or removed. He asked what the big deal was over thirty seconds of jiggling the key. I calmly explained that those thirty seconds would clearly become my undoing when the zombie hordes were clambering all over the car, desiring to nosh on my brains. I told him it obviously be the difference between a successful escape to meet up with him, or being devoured, converted to the zombie lifestyle and my eventually chewing off a certain part of his anatomy first. He fixed it immediately.
Fear of castration seems to be a great motivator for men.