After the dismaying discovery that neither thesaurus.com nor webster.com is considerate enough to list synonyms for "vagina", it occurred to me that Lush would probably have dealt with this issue long ago and fully. So much for the obvious answer...
So, anyone, some opinions/ideas here? Synonyms (either single words or phrases) for the organs of sexual function (both male and female), and for various activities we can perform with them.
I'm looking for tasteful synonym-ism, if you please. For the patently absurd and wildly hilarious there's already ineedanotherwordforvagina.com.
I'm also very interested to hear which ones turn you ON the most and which ones turn you OFF the most. Affecting the reader is the whole point, isn't it? I hate the thought of wasting several hundred words carefully building a mood, only to have it shattered in a single idiom.
This seems to be the subject in which we run into the limitations of language quicker than in any other. Or am I just not that creative when it comes to describing Tab A and Slot B?
I can't wait to hear your responses...


