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An older, mostly humorous blog I occasionally visit, just to laugh and ponder.

Deep-seated vs. deep-seeded.
Illiterate lottery swindle scam SPAMs.
The singular 'they'.
When do you say phenomena and when should you say phenomenon?

The Language Log

WRITING TIP FOR PROFESSIONALS: To make your writing more appealing to the reader, avoid "writing negatively.'' Use positive expressions instead.
WRONG: "Do not use this appliance in the bathtub.''
RIGHT: "Go ahead and use this appliance in the bathtub.''


TODAY'S BUSINESS WRITING TIP: In writing proposals to prospective clients, be sure to clearly state the benefits they will receive:
WRONG: "I sincerely believe that it is to your advantage to accept this proposal."
RIGHT: "I have photographs of you naked with a squirrel."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Bookmarked, that's my kind of humour.

"Someone is wrong on the internet, again"
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RIGHT: "Go ahead and use this appliance in the bathtub.''



LOL!
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