Stops that "sinusoil deplenaration".
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I have to say it, " WHAT THE FUCK "?
I have a coputer degree and agin W T F ?
Also again - no henweigh or potsfour ?
Bat
I have a coputer degree and agin W T F ?
Also again - no henweigh or potsfour ?
Bat
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Has to be a joke since I've seen Rockwell's ads for their equipment, and I've never seen anything like that. Wow. Pretty good that he did it with a straight face too.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You have to admit, it must be a good unit with all that depleneration going on.
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At "logarithmic casing" I knew it was a joke. Actually, I kinda knew from the start looking at his hair and suit.
Funny
Funny
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I have one, they are great.
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Really? Would you recommend getting one then? How much should I spend on one?
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Which model did you get, Lush?
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I recommend the Muon 3000 model. It has multiple speeds.
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That one has the bearings running alongside the panametric fan, right? Good for you.
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That one has the bearings running alongside the panametric fan, right? Good for you.
I don't know about that, but my pleasure receptors are on full tilt.
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Whew, I bet the lights in the house dim when you're using it. 
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Whew, I bet the lights in the house dim when you're using it.
The windows rattle as well!
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Wait....you mean you guys don't power up your sex toys with the modial interaction of magnetal reluctance and capacitive duractance? C'mon...this is the new wave of technology! 
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Well, I know you love the interaction of Italian dickulation and titian luminosities, Tech.
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brilliant! I want to know who writes this pish!
You think they could write some for me?
You think they could write some for me?
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You might like Nic's device more, HOD. It has those bitumogenous spandrels that cross-link the pleximorphic attachgens, resulting in a more dynamic kineplasticity.
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Why the thread necromancy on this one? It died a peaceful death.
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Why the thread necromancy on this one? It died a peaceful death.
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Why the thread necromancy on this one? It died a peaceful death.
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Because it's funny and I wanted to show people again.
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ah.