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This poem, which is posted on StoriesSpace, seems to appeal to many, so I decided to share it here as well. Hope you enjoy it!

http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/better-than-you.aspx


Better Than You

It's inevitable, it seems, to encounter someone like this along life's journey...


Hello, I'm new here. I am better than you.
I'm smarter and kindlier — cleverer too!

You're stupid; you're snooty; you're unworthy of my precious time.
As for me, it's plain to see — I'm magnificent and sublime!

Please do not advise me to better communicate.
Already I do that well; my intent is to berate.

Let me explain (since you're all kind of slow):
What I speak is the truth, because I say so.

Your thoughts do have value, if they jell with my opinions.
Challenges don't suit me, but I gladly welcome minions.

I simply cannot fathom why so many do not like me.
I told you I am fabulous — could anyone disagree?

You're all too far beneath me; I need a brief reprieve.
So I'll get on my high horse, and take my humble leave.


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Maggie R
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This poem, which is posted on StoriesSpace, seems to appeal to many, so I decided to share it here as well. Hope you enjoy it!

http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/better-than-you.aspx


Better Than You

It's inevitable, it seems, to encounter someone like this along life's journey...


Hello, I'm new here. I am better than you.
I'm smarter and kindlier — cleverer too!

You're stupid; you're snooty; you're unworthy of my precious time.
As for me, it's plain to see — I'm magnificent and sublime!

Please do not advise me to better communicate.
Already I do that well; my intent is to berate.

Let me explain (since you're all kind of slow):
What I speak is the truth, because I say so.

Your thoughts do have value, if they jell with my opinions.
Challenges don't suit me, but I gladly welcome minions.

I simply cannot fathom why so many do not like me.
I told you I am fabulous — could anyone disagree?

You're all too far beneath me; I need a brief reprieve.
So I'll get on my high horse, and take my humble leave.


© 2011 by the author. All rights reserved. This material may not be
reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without prior permission.


Better than me, I've no doubt you are,
Your humour and vision outstrip mine by far,

What is it I like in your startling style?
Anent we shall know, but after a whyle.

For a smart turn of phrase you do have the edge;
My fastest replies leave no one in dread.

Enjoy it, you say?
There be not a doubt,

We greet you with smiles,
And never with pouts.
M1R
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Enjoy it, you say?
There be not a doubt,

We greet you with smiles,
And never with pouts.



Maggie R
nicola
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I miss him so!
bobyboobs
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v nice
romantic soul
mercianknight
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Rascal - loved it. Made me smile and even wince a little at how close to my own pious self that sounded.

Gypsy - brilliant response, made me holler out loud.

Thanks for sharing.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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To your sanctimonious flare, I bid thee good morn.
So troubling the retched few, who grovel and scorn.
Tis not our fault, they find trouble in rhyme,
clear thought and perception, how doust one live with such kind?
Yes, patience, quick script, to such malady,
but how does one explain, what the meek cannot see?
One of the chosen, how troubling to bare,
to never be so gifted, with such richness to share.
Such a rascal, all must hasten to concede,
imbued with such prowess which should be envied.
Give them tythings, share with them good sir,
So that their rabble, we do not fastidiously incur.
DirtyMartini
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Congrats on your big-time Editor Pick over on SS for your latest poem...

So...I guess you really are better than us Miss Maggie the Magnificent1...

Can we still call you Maggie? Or is it Her Magnificentness??? Let us know how us underlings should properly address you from now on...

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Yes, congrats miss rascal.
I loved it.
AngelHeart01
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That is great ... Thanks for bringing it over here to share.
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Quote by gypsymoth


Better than me, I've no doubt you are,
Your humour and vision outstrip mine by far,

What is it I like in your startling style?
Anent we shall know, but after a whyle.

For a smart turn of phrase you do have the edge;
My fastest replies leave no one in dread.

Enjoy it, you say?
There be not a doubt,

We greet you with smiles,
And never with pouts.





You know Gypsy, this is all your fault here...I'm following your lead and taunting the Rascal...

A Pressing Problem On Stories Space...
http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/a-pressing-problem-on-stories-space.aspx

I don't know what kind of trouble you're going to get me in here...I don't know if she'll bite back or what...she could be rabid for all I know...

And you're to blame...

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