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caharain
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So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
blazestcyr
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trying to say this is the most PC way i can...wait ..like i am PC

but what girl would put 30 dicks up here & ask a guy... which 1 was...his??

is this for future reference???

or a gyno exam?
littlemissbitch
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none of these are me. and duh.
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Dirty_D
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All of them are me because, of course, I am a vagina.
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You two crack me up.
Naughty_Magician
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I'll have number 6 to go, please.
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Dirty_D
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Is that with fries?
littlemissbitch
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ooo..i got a shake for ya honey! ;)
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Dancing_Doll
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Quote by blazestcyr


but what girl would put 30 dicks up here & ask a guy... which 1 was...his??



Oooh, we should totally find this chart - it must exist somewhere.

As for the chart - I guess the closest thing for me would be #10. A smooth bun with no lettuce... best served with a milkshake, of course.
Nikki703
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I am kind of in between #4 or #23 although my lips do not protrude that far, just enough that you can easily lick them!!
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Best I could do at short notice...
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Quote by Mazza


Best I could do at short notice...



HAHA!! I just posted the same chart in "Ask the Guys"
Dirty_D
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LOL... awesome!

I am pretty close to a #20
littlemissbitch
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none of these really match me...#3 or #16 i guess, sorta. i have a little "lettuce" as doll put it. i used to be suuuper insecure about it until i realized that my pussy is just sticking its tongue out going "thhhpptttt"...perfectly smart ass. just like me ;)
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caharain
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Lol thanks ladies, I wasn' t trying to be an asshole, this was sent to me from a girl at work when I told her I'm not a fighter anymore, just a pussy. I couldn't resist posting it here. And everyone knows I'm an anteater lol!
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
caharain
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( And I love your tongue Little!
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
Frank
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Would make up for one hell of an ID line up!

Well officer I didn't notice her face but hang on a minute ...
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
lighthouses67
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guess i would have to say i am closer to a 30
1ball
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If I was gonna have surgery, I would order a #19.sBYvF27xx2xKKA9Z
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1nympholes
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I think I will vote like a recent young Senator did! Present
honeyx
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I do find it interestig that there are 20 different pics for us and only 8 for the men.......

I couldn't say which is like mine if my hubby knew about this site I would ask his opinion but as it is.................any of the above biggrin
Frank
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Remember this when you order your next Chinese!

I'll have a number ...
... oh what the hell, lets work through the menu!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Buz
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I'd like to have a colorized version of that chart enlarged to maximum poster size, matted and framed. I'd donate it to my old fraternity and they'd put it up on the wall.
Buz
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Quote by Mazza


Best I could do at short notice...



There should be more choices...

I don't see one for the ribbed-curved-donkey dick combination.
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mmmm.... choices, choices... 6 is as close as I can figure... perhaps 20 as well... *sigh* us gals should ask our other to pick since they prolly have a better view? LOL... And the guys can do the same in their forum... it could get really interesting....
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"I am not a number, I am FREE MINGE!"

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Quote by overmykneenow
"I am not a number, I am FREE MINGE!"




Aaahhahahahahaha

(see what I did there?)
Frank
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Buz:
'There should be more choices...
I don't see one for the ribbed-curved-donkey dick combination.'

I have that copyrighted!
Only I qualify!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney