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When in the chat room, I am often amused and sometimes annoyed by questions such as, "Anyone want to chat?" or "Who likes sex?"

Since it is a CHAT room, on an EROTIC story site, the answer seems obvious. Is it just me?

What are some of your other favourites?
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"Welcome to Lush, pvt?"

Even better are the ones who get their nose put out of joint when they're the fourth person to ask a female entering the room "Hi, how r u" and don't get their own personal "fine thanks, how are you?"
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You would think so, but the number of times that people get ignored when saying hi etc is shocking.
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The first time I ever went into a chat room on Lush somebody asked me what I was wearing..... on my feet. It wasn't what I was expecting...
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Quote by trinket
The first time I ever went into a chat room on Lush somebody asked me what I was wearing..... on my feet. It wasn't what I was expecting...


HAHA. That is first time I ever heard that. I have had people I never chatted with before Whisper to me asking If I was wet, do I want to webcam with him, can he have my phone#, even if I would send him naked pics of my daughters (I quickly removed that I was a Mom from my profile, guess it sent the wrong message, LOL). But no one has ever asked about my feet. I feel hurt by that, LOL!!
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Hey Nikki - psssssst! What are you wearing on your feet?

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I get confuserated by the chatrooms, so I don't venture into them. I'm just too simple for the chatrooms, really.
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I had a lovely exchange with someone I had never met yesterday after starting this thread and thankful for you all, I cut and pasted it to my notes so I could share it with my sweetheart. Thus, I am able to share it with you here:

superboy says to snoman71 : hi.........i wanna put my finger like that in ur pussy
snoman71 says to superboy : Well, I would need a pussy of my own first.
snoman71 says to superboy : But thank you for your lovely and romantic greeting
princessbunny says to snoman71 : aren't you a dude?
superboy says to snoman71 : how u fell when u eat cock
snoman71 says to superboy : I am sure any intelligent girl would be swept off her feet by such a gallant offer
hornsnhalo says to txknight : ^o)
ravyn joined the room
ravyn Waves hello to everyone
snoman71 says to superboy : and it is so good to see a fellow gentleman who is so articulate and sensitive
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I see that stuff happening all the time, when I do go into the rooms. I even deal with it personally at times. Some people are truly clueless.
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What pisses me off is when you finally get someone to chat with you, and you're having a really hot session, and then they just vanish mysteriously in the middle of it. Happens to me ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. People, if you're in a sex chat, YOU'RE IN A SEX CHAT! Not checking your email, or whatever the fuck it is you're doing that you just "forget" you were talking to someone. And if you're a kid, and have a parent hovering around, in danger of catching you, GET THE FUCK OUT!
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its awkward wen im 19 and a 60 yrs. old man askes me if i dnt mind their age.... I DO mind!!! who wants 2 flirt w/ there grandfather?? not me
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its awkward wen im 19 and a 60 yrs. old man askes me if i dnt mind their age.... I DO mind!!! who wants 2 flirt w/ there grandfather?? not me

it's awkward when i visit someone's profile and they are using other people's photos.
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Quote by pricklypear

it's awkward when i visit someone's profile and they are using other people's photos.


^This^

Oh, and let us not forget, being slapped on the ass by an absolute stranger, and being told "ur mien now bitch - suk my cock" by someone you've only just said "hello" to.
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Quote by Katje


^This^

Oh, and let us not forget, being slapped on the ass by an absolute stranger, and being told "ur mien now bitch - suk my cock" by someone you've only just said "hello" to.



Damn, and I thought you ladies liked that type of attention!! Lol

It always amuses me how quick some of the guys can type, in a nano second there are a dozen hello, how are you, welcome to lush, and of course the plain old filth too x
(Note to one self, learn to fucking type to keep up!!)