Saw this elsewhere are thought it might be fun to try here.
I'm literally in tears of laughter from the onslaught I've participated in on social media so I hope it works out!
It's pretty simple! "What if...?" and turn the phrase on a song title / lyric / artist / whatever you please.
What if... Cyndi Lauper came home at night, lived her life right, and was wrong ... that girls don't just want to have fun?
What if... Bob Dylan never knock, knock, knocked on heaven's door?
... and keep it going ...
What if... all that is gold did not glitter and Zeppelin's lady couldn't afford a stairway to heaven?
What if they weren't knock knock knocking on heaven's door
What if Rocket Man was a woman?
What if Chrissie Amphlett did want somebody else, thought about me, but didn't touch herself?
What if Brantley Gilbert wasn't stone cold sober. ??
What if ... Robin Thicke knew you didn't want it and therefore appreciated the crisp, sharp lines?
(It probably would have been a good thing!)
I hope this is related, or at least funny...
When I did Stand-Up, I had this BEATLES bit where PAUL would talk to JOHN about a New Song... (I did the ACCENTS!!!)
"I want to hold your ASS-A-ASS-A-A-A-ASS?" ("Not quite there, Mate...")
"Shelf! I need a place to, SHELF! I need a place to, SHELF! I need a place to put my things?" ("Needs work, Paul...")
"She HATES me, Yeah Yeah Yeah?" ("Could be better, Macca...")
"Hairy legs, All my troubles stem from hairy legs, How I wish that you had smoother pegs, Oh won't you shave your Hairy Legs?" ("Is that one about Linda, Paul?")
xx SF
Make up your own!!! (I used to ask the crowd to shout Beatles' songs and then fuck them up!!!)
"*LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!!*"
"Juicy flavoured apple pie with cinnamon..."
Try me!
xx SF
Everyone: "Guess you had to be there..."
Me: "QUITE SERIOUSLY... Paul McCartney, (who is my second favourite Beatle...) is ON RECORD as saying that the ORIGINAL lyrics to the CLASSIC 'Yesterday' went like this: "Scrambled Egg... How I love to eat some Scrambled Egg, Though I know it takes me down a peg, I love, to eat, some Scrambled Egg..." (HONEST!!!)
xx SF
My FAVOURITE Beatle was George Harrison!!! (Lennon was a GENIUS but I don't think I would have liked him...) Bit of a Self Absorbed PRICK, TBH...
What if Joe Elliot didn't want to pour some sugar on him?
What if Kurt Cobain felt intelligent and healthy, would he still demand to be entertained?
What if KISS fans all went to bed at respectable hours, and held down jobs during the day?
What if Axl Rose never gone to Paradise City?
What if The Who's behind blue eyes was called Behind Brown Eyes instead?
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if Betty wasn't black (bam-ba-lam)?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if there turned out to be yet another countdown, outside of Europe?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if Carly Simon had not written a song about me?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if there had been no madness going on on the night boat to Cairo?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
What if Pink Floyd didn't want another brick in the wall?
What if AC DC wasn't knocked out by her American thighs, but her body odor?
I guess they weren't shaking it all night long then!!
What if a problem never came along and Devo didn't need to whip it?
What if Ozzy Osbourne didn't bark at the moon?
What if John Denver never thanked God hes a country boy?
What if Brent Smith wasn't breaking inside?
What if Jessie was Johnnie's girl? Or Jessie wasn't Rick Springfield's friend?
This one's a total (Aussie) Mum joke.
What if The Wiggles had fructose intolerance?
What if The Runaways Cherry bomb was actually a stink bomb?
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if The Rolling Stones got satisfied by Devo's cover?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
What if the warden threw a salsa part in the Elvis's county jail?
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
What if I never wanted to bop with you baby all night long?
And as imagination bodies forth
The forms of things unknown, the poet’s pen
Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
A local habitation and a name.
– William Shakespeare (from A Midsummer Night’s Dream) What if KISS didn't want to rock n roll all night or party everyday?
What if Whitney didn't want to dance with somebody?
