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Topic: What movie have you seen the most??
Posted: 30 May 2014 01:04

When I was a child I used to watch over and over and over some of the Godzilla movies I had on VHS, me and my brothers were obsessed with those. So I guess one of those gotta be the movie I have seen the most.

Now, as an adult, I guess its either Before Sunrise, Before Sunset or Almost Famous, my three favourite films ever. I just can't get enough of them, each time I watch them I have a huge smile stamped all over my face, and won't go away for hours after I've seen them.

Though I think Its possible I have also seen Raiders of the Lost Ark as most as those, another great piece of cinema.

Topic: Fantasying about your close friends during masturbation
Posted: 30 May 2014 00:50

Oy, I've had that happen to me! I'm just having a good time, thinking to myself "Man, that friend of mine is ridiculously hot. ...And nice. ...I wonder what she's doing right now.... Oh no..."

2 days later: "Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!! Not again!

haha, sometimes its not 2 days later, but two hours later. Or maybe Im just of the dangerously obsessive type? <img src="/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1">

Topic: Fantasying about your close friends during masturbation
Posted: 29 May 2014 01:03

I think it's moreso once I've imagined them in that way I can never un-imagine it. And I'll never see them the same again. And working the shitty hours I do I hardly get to see friends! And being in management I like to keep those sorts of ideas away from work

Yeah, it sometimes happens to me that I will start fantasizing about someone and then, bang! I have developed a serious crush on said person (not sure if that's what you meant though).

I guess it must be a bitch getting a serious crush for someone of your workplace, though I wouldn't know about it as I've never had an actual job <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin">

Topic: Which Is Thee Most Realistic Lesbian Sex Scene In A Movie?
Posted: 28 May 2014 02:40

Two of the greatest lesbian scenes I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot, come from the French film Les Anges exterminateurs. The seduction scene is brilliant, and the second is actually a full on lesbian threesome scene (something I don't normally enjoy watching, but here it was done very well). And no, this isn't a porn, but the film is highly erotic indeed (which shouldn't surprise anyone as this is, as I already mentioned, a French film <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin"> ).

Topic: Fantasying about your close friends during masturbation
Posted: 28 May 2014 02:10

I usually avoid fantasizing about close friends and acquaintances. Makes things too awkward.

It shouldn't do so... unless you happen to tell them. Though a female friend of mine once told me she had fantasized about me on occasions and it didn't really made things awkward between us as much as it made it more fun and flirtatious (too bad back then I never had the balls to ask her out as I used to be really insecure).

Or do you automatically feel awkward when around people you are attracted to/fantasize about?

Topic: FREEBIE LIST - top 5 men+women you would sleep with.
Posted: 26 May 2014 01:01

This is from friends, right?

These are the top female celebrities I will keep fantasying until the day I day:

1. Regina Spektor (my perfect women in every sense of the word)
2. Jennifer Aniston (the second celebrity I remember having a massive crush for)
3. Elizabeth Olsen (the younger sister of the Olsen twins, she's an ethereal beauty... unlike her older sisters)
4. Olivia Munn (she can be so sexually arousing)
5. Jean Grey, from the X Men (I would name her first if she actually existed <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin"> )

And as for men, well, I really don't want to fuck any of these guys, but they are my man crushes, so I don't know if that counts? Anyway, I would love to ever spend some time with them, and if that means fucking them, then so be it <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin">

1. Tony Romo (QB from the Dallas Cowboys)
2. Richard Ashcroft (frontman of The Verve, greatest band ever)
3. Noel Gallagher (Oasis)
4. Andre Villas-Boas (former head coach of Tottenham Hostpur)
5. Brad Pitt (he's fucking awesome, I don't care what anyone says)

Topic: Fantasying about your close friends during masturbation
Posted: 25 May 2014 02:30

Okay, Im going to go out on a limb and assume most of us do it, I guess its just human nature or something. My question is, is it just me or fantasying about your close friends (of the gender(s) you¡re attracted to) usually leads to more intense and satisfying masturbatory experiences? Why do you think that is? Does it means we all secretly want to fuck our friends?

Well, I guess in my case the last part is probably true as I usually end up developing crushes for most of my friends, but its not my fault, as I have some very attractive female friends (which can be a cause of great frustration). So most times its probably just a case of me simply releasing all that sexual tension.

Topic: Do you think that you could sit
Posted: 25 May 2014 00:43

I actually would prefer watching them than joining them, specially if they don't know Im watching them. I guess Im a bit of a voyeour <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif" alt="icon_biggrin">

Topic: Confessions
Posted: 24 May 2014 02:48

Okay, here are a few embarrassing things I hide from almost everyone, but what the hell.

1. I love romantic comedies and will sometimes get teary eyed while watching them.
2. I wasn't brave enough to sleep alone until I was around 14 years old (even though I've never been afraid of the dark).
3. Each time Im around by best friends Im afraid of them thinking Im boring.
4. I somehow have managed to convince everyone around me Im this really smart and intelligent person, even though deep down I know Im a dumbass.
5. I don't know if I actually believe in God or I just like having someone else to blame for when things in my life aren't going according to plan.

Topic: learning how to masterbate
Posted: 20 May 2014 01:17

I watched an anime the day before yesterday (a VERY ecchi anime) and these three high school guys, at what used to be an all girl prep school, decided to go over to this one guy's to watch this guy's latest, hot porn video. Do guys watch porn together???

Oh yes, to watch porn with your friends is a part of most kids' journey to maturity. It usually happens during sleep overs or when a kid decides to smuggle into school some sort of erotic or pornographic material (at least that's how it was in my times, who knows what kids do now that they have smart phones and such).

Do very straight guys circle jerk and get off togther too?

I certainly would never, but I went to an all male catholic school and stories would float about how some of the "popular" kids from my class would watch porn together and masturbate along each other under a blanket. We all thought it was weird and that they probably were gay or something. These were also the kind of rich kids who would go together down town in their brand knew Volkswagen and hire prostitutes to work on them at the same time. I guess they weren't that fond of their privacy (those weirdos).

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