As you've already read, don't believe everything you read in a profile. The other thing to consider is the possibility that some of these women (who actually are women) are young (yes, read that as immature). They could be not so much bitter as intimidated by the aggression or skill of the men who are trying to pick their locks. But mostly I think they're guys who want to entice women (who are probably other guys in disguise) to talk with them. For some of the others who say 'no guys', if you PM them and impress them with your niceness and they get used to you not being a creep, they might invite you to be a friend. I haven't seen many women's profiles that have absolutely no men among their friends.
"Shazamm!", he shouted, as he sharply shoved his shivering shaft quickly into her quivering quim.
I've always want to see that in print again. I laughed my ass off the first time.
Are you just naturally a (bitch, slut, bimbo, whatever) or did you have to go to school for that?
Not necessarily. Men are genetically and socially programmed (as are women) to achieve goals. Both swallowing pride and pretending to swallow pride can be tactics in strategies to achieve the goal. It's not a weakness to have run out of other options and men will try whatever they think might work if the goal is worthy enough. Take the case of abusers for example. They will beg a woman to take them back and yes, they are weak men, but their weakness is displayed in the abuse, not in the tactics they use to win a victim back (which may for them be a strength).
This pov may seem a little disturbing, but the 'battle of the sexes' is really a war, a series of battles, and strategic power exchange is an option in every form of warfare. The war is for possession of the hearts of the combatants and the stakes are high.
Although I'm almost too old to remember those days, some of it comes back.
1) Good sex with no commitment.
2) Good sex with no commitment.
3) Good sex with no commitment.
4) Because it pisses younger women off and they sometimes rise to the challenge. They stop taking themselves so seriously and become more fun.
Not sure why you mentioned the ED, but it's good that he's trying to do something for you. Assuming you're okay with him seeking advice from your friends, I recommend being honest and direct and then see if he sticks around. Don't ask for forgiveness. There is nothing to forgive. If he doesn't accept your "checkered" past, good riddance, because if he finds out later, it will likely hurt more. You're the best judge of whether he's the guy for you, but you won't have the information you need until you see how he reacts. If you want the surgery, tell him that.
To be honest, nothing thrills me more than thigh-hugger stockings, fuck-me shoes and nothing else. Well, maybe some jewelry. But if you want a wedding night winner, go with white thigh-hugger stockings, white crotchless panties and a white flyaway babydoll. That unties right between the boobies. So simple a caveman can undo it. Congrats Scarlett. Write us a story about it. ;)
I went to a club near LAX once. There were two couples seated right up front and the dancers were dancing more for the two women than the men. So for that reason, I'm agin it. ;)
The women seemed to like the attention that the dancers were paying them though. Their guys seemed to like it too.
I think you clicked New Topic instead of Post Reply
I've been told that jumping out the door of an airplane in flight makes your pussy get tighter. Your asshole, too.
It's when you haven't scored yet in tennis.
I know that you've said viewing porn doesn't do it for you, but if you go through profiles here and see what others have posted on the comments section, there are a great many clips that include motion. If you find one that just gives you even a hint of an urge, leave that on your screen while attempting to get yourself off. Look away, look back, look away, look back,...
Of course, relaxing is important. Maybe a small amount of alcohol or caffeine or chocolate might help. Whatever helps get you in the right physical and mental space. Try to get as many conditions right as possible. The right lighting, sensual aroma, pleasing sounds, pleasing textures on your skin, etc.
At least she wouldn't laugh at me because I didn't "measure up" to her previous lovers. ;)
Do I like them as what? As women to talk to and flirt with, there's a whole different dynamic. As lovers, I couldn't tell you. I've never had one and at my age, it seems unlikely that I will. But I can fantasize about getting them off to a good start.
The same 8 members have been featured for about 3 days now despite numerous refreshes. Don't know if it's my browser or site related.
If I was a woman, I doubt that I would want the kind of man described in the article, but as a man, I don't want a woman with many of those traits either. I want an equal partner. It would be very easy for me to make decisions based on whatever I think is right, but if I'm then held accountable when they don't please her, then getting agreement first or offering the choice to her when I don't care either way shouldn't be considered weak, it should be considered what it is, considerate. And holding a woman to the same standards I hold myself to shouldn't be considered unfair in the case when I don't have an unfair advantage. So I'll walk away from women who hold double standards. They're just not worth the aggravation.
I like to have mine fondled but not too roughly before orgasm, but I really, really like them to be cupped and gently held after orgasm. They seem cold then and feel much better if held for a minute or two.
After 25 years of marriage, I would wonder who she was and what she did with my real wife. But I think it might hurt our relationship. I would giver her permission to go for it, but I wouldn't have high hopes of success.
I'd really have to wonder why she would want to see a 'woman' who looked like Hagrid's girlfriend (Olympe Maxime – Half-giantess, Headmistress of Beauxbatons).
ROFLMAO! I wouldn't know about the wanking onto keyboard stuff, but that right there was funny! Thanx, Shylass and Mazza. I have been known to get crumbs into my keyboard. A vacuum on high power with a screen to keep the keys from getting sucked in seems to work.
