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1meanjean
1 day ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Manitoba

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Congratulations to all the winners of this intensely competitive competition, and thank you to the team involved with it. Such a fantastic number of quality stories. 👍

A good question. I am straight but have been involved in threesomes and group sex with other men involved, and being with other nude men doesn't bother me, so I wouldn't have any issue with it. I would find it interesting and exciting. If I got into the situation, I would do what is comfortable and have fun.

Bathroom at a big house party for my married co-workers 40th birthday. She pulled me in and wanted a quickie for her birthday present. I still can’t believe nobody noticed. If they did they kept it quiet.

Living room floor with girl’s parents and siblings gone to bed.

In car parked at the mall at lunch break with a girl that worked in one of the stores.

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Apparently illegal for import to the US when introduced. I'm honestly not a car girl, but I do know what I like. I saw a stylish old gent in a pristine XK-E at the post office. Original owner. Nearly brought me to tears.

Yes, right hand drive only due to the four-wheel drive layout, so not allowed in USA or Canada. Love Jags, Xk-e, XJ-SC v12 coupes and the XKR Coupes in particular. I toured the factory at Coventry in the nineties.

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It was my fathers. I don't know where he acquired it or how -- his dealings were always a bit... nebulous. I got it when he passed, but sold it. It wasn't really a drive to the market sort of ride (I have the MB TD for that) and it seemed a pity to just leave it covered in the garage. It was a beautiful car that I could not do justice to.

Very rare car, FF- series. Never seen one, I worked on a 72Jensen for a collector years ago. Fabulous car. You never fail to peak my interest.

Almost anything, preference hot rods, classic muscle cars ( new stuff not so much), older Jaguars. I tend to favour oddball models as well, love American Motors (AMC),

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1971 Jensen FF series Interceptor; 1982 MB 300 TD Custom

Do you have a Jensen? Awesome piece of machinery.

No. When I was young I looked older, and now that I’m older people think I’m younger than I am.

By touching everything else, leave those for last. Wrists, neck, ears, throat, thighs, knees, shoulders and back are great places to start.

Yes, If she’s into it. My wife loves oral and taking a load on her chest and face, she finds it extremely arousing. Seeing her turned on makes me turned on.

Many women don’t enjoy it, some do, and if they ask I’ll do whatever they want.

Mutiny on the Wicked Wench you say? Shiver me timbers!

All eyes are cast towards the comely pixie, known to be unafraid to stir the chum, but she is a dedicated crew member.

A search of the crew's quarters (hind, that is) in search of booty, reveals much glorious booty, but no clue.

I must rely on my experience as Captain of numerous shipwrecks and deduce that it is someone staid, quiet, working behind the scenes to stir the grog.

Someone experienced, intelligent, cunning, and possibly resistant to change, moving amongst the crew almost unseen. A siren of the deep, attempting to seduce and draw in the wayward and unsure crew members.

Lay out the plank, I have cast my net.

The sirens call for you, Dronette.

Watch some threesome porn together, and then talk about it as fantasy stuff while you are playing. That way you will get a feel if it's something he's interested in talking about further or not. Encourage a little discussion and dirty talk about it as well a few times, then you can ease into a real discussion about it. He may already be watching some shared wife or hot wife stuff and you don't know about it. He may be more open to it as well if he feels assured it's just sharing for both of you to enjoy, and not an attempt to cuckold him. There is a difference in my opinion.

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I guess I would say my sexiest story so far is my Swing Into Summer competition entry, Texas Heat: If You Can't Beat It, Join It. Many of mine are series and a couple longer ones that are slow burns, but with Texas Heat I was forced to cram a lot into a tight space (oh, yes, pun very much intended).

'Tis The Night After Xmas is just absurd, but a couple series episodes like Kinky Kitchen Fun - Episode 6: Latte Art and The Deviants of Dorchester - Episode 5: Pics or it Didn't Happen are shorter and super sexy, too, I think. So I'm sticking with Texas Heat, final answer.

I am going to have to add Church Work Day to your list - I found that one sexy as hell.

Story of O - found it on my grandmother's bookshelf one day, read a few pages and hid it in my room lol. I was far too young to be reading it and she was not pleased when she found it. Certainly peaked my interest in erotica.

Last of the Mohicans, when the younger sister jumps off the cliff instead of going with Magua. Also the scene where Hawkeye's father, Chingachgook, catches up to Magua and avenges his younger son's death.

Went to Las Vegas and San Diego for our 20th anniversary. Was great, I had started my business a few years earlier and was the first time we really spent any together for a long time without the kids.

2008

Completed my newest series - The Scent of Lemon - a story of a waning marriage changed by an affair and reborn into something more. I hope you will give it a read and appreciate any comments or feedback you may have.

A difficult question, as “sexy” is subjective in my opinion. I would say Holiday Cafe, a story of the romantic seduction of an unappreciated wife on vacation.

Many times, no regrets about any though. It was fun, exciting, and memorable.

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I don't know (or even care, really) if men find me attractive. I certainly don't entice them, though some seem to enjoy the photos I post.

With just a few exceptions, all my stories have a lesbian theme or vibe. Overall, I get more comments from women, often exclusively. Those following me are about evenly split male and female, but only around 10% ever like/comment, again generally women.

I shelter no illusion of ever being on any favorite or leader list. I write hoping to give some small entertainment back for the solace, friendship, and consideration I have found here. The stories may not be to everyone's taste, but they are the best I can cook up with my limited pantry of ingredients.

Spoken like the humble chef who quietly runs a 5 ⭐️ restaurant. You are quite the cook, in my humble opinion.

In my opinion it's just the nature of the beast (men)- a story about sex written by a woman, true or fantasy, straight, bi, or lesbian, just has an extra appeal to it. Not really any different than hearing a woman talk dirty, which the majority of us enjoy, it stimulates the imagination in a different way. Add in a little fun, sexy avatar, comments, and replies and it adds a lot of appeal to the story, and of course the author. Just my 2 cents...

Older - I was 18, she was @ 55. Her voice.

Younger - Me 58, her 22. Her tattoos.

Another interesting challenge. Hope a gritty story of deception fits the bill.

I'll take FFM any day. I love woman, touching, smelling, tasting, watching - and love watching them get pleasured. MFM is fun, but being with two ladies is my fav. 😎