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69Kisses96
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 73
United States
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Quote by MyWildfire
Me and Mrs. Jones - Billy Paul
Very sexy song. A great song to listen to during sex.
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
Hold On, I'm Comin' - Herbie Mann
Do you have his album Push, Push? That's my favorite of his.
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Invite her out for beer or wine and get to know her better. Anything else is her call. I am 6'1" BTW. My shoe size is 14 (US) if that means anything. I hope she likes Texans.
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I've been married for 35 years, the last half of which has involved less and less sex, due to her becoming more conservative about sex. She knows of my extra-marital explorations, the less she knows about, the better she likes it. I am straight. I consider myself to be an expert at various forms of foreplay, and my main interest lies there. My goal is always for my partner to enjoy at least two orgasms in two different ways before I think about mine. I really like being a mentor.
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Quote by LadyAnnWest
Two Lush employees going to the office, one escaped from prison calling for the getaway car
I guess those bananas split.
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Quote by HotWife4U
Tom Hanks. Seeing Scully tomorrow.
Tell me how that is. The last bad movie I saw with Tom Hanks was Under the Volcano.
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OMG! Have you been hanging out with my son? I was going to suggest steak and asparagus. I guess I'll have to eat them myself. What will I do with all of this butter?
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Wait a minute. What's HE doin' here? I smell a conspiracy...
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Wolf Brand chili with Fritos. I washed them down with a Negra Modelo.
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I'm no Andy Kaufman. And I will say it before anyone else does. I am too old for this shit. My cardiologist would insist on free tickets. How about just a hug and a kiss?
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Ann,
You need that kitty looked at. Wait a minute. Maybe I should rephrase that...
I'll skip the MMF threesome and wait for FFM.
You need that kitty looked at. Wait a minute. Maybe I should rephrase that...
I'll skip the MMF threesome and wait for FFM.
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The first time I read anything of hers, there seemed to be an echo of familiarity, which I couldn't pin down. Then one night while I was watching the Summer Olympics, a TV commercial played featuring the unmistakable voice of Maya Angelou, and all of a sudden the echo was crystal clear. I flashed back to that glorious time when I first read Maya Angelou's poetry. I'm pretty sure that Regina knows why that caged bird sings, also. She is a beautiful soul. I am a fan forever.
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No teeth??
HA HA HA HA! That actually reminds me of when I was really young and my older brother let me tag along when he and his buddies went to Nuevo Laredo in Mexico. We went to Boystown, which was where the bars had live sex shows and hookers every ten feet. We walked into this one bar and there was a woman who looked to be in her mid 80s sitting on a stool in the middle of the bar. As I walked by, she grabbed my arm, smiled a completely toothless grin and said to me, "Suck your dick for a dollar." I was totally traumatized.
No teeth??
HA HA HA HA! That actually reminds me of when I was really young and my older brother let me tag along when he and his buddies went to Nuevo Laredo in Mexico. We went to Boystown, which was where the bars had live sex shows and hookers every ten feet. We walked into this one bar and there was a woman who looked to be in her mid 80s sitting on a stool in the middle of the bar. As I walked by, she grabbed my arm, smiled a completely toothless grin and said to me, "Suck your dick for a dollar." I was totally traumatized.
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Now there's a comic visual for you. Two virgins trying to install a rubber in the dark. What was that Blake Edwards movie with the glow in the dark condoms? LOL!
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I guess being the age that I am, being "old school" is to be expected, but a woman's pussy with a full bush is just more womanly. It may just be my imagination, but it seems the scent of her arousal is stronger with the full bush, and that scent is a huge part of the experience with me. In fact, I have a beard and when she starts to get really wet, I almost feel compelled to use my beard to soak up as much of her nectar as I can. Every time I inhale, her aroma is right there, which is so erotic, I can hardly stand it. I understand the appeal of shaved pussies and I am not going to refuse to go down on her if there's no hair there, it's just a different sensory experience. And getting pubic hair between my teeth is not an issue for me.
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Quote by Liz
Yeah, but it's like going down on ZZ Top. Gotta have a little trim.
As Larry the Cable Guy would say, "That's funny, right there!"
